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    Guess who just spilled her damn coffee on herself?

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  • tweet reading: you're not a "plant dad" you're a whore with a mustacheALT
    Sebastian Vettel smiling while wearing a pale collared shirt and sporting a mustacheALT
  • F1 DRIVERS COME UP WITH A SUMMER BREAK INSTAGRAM CAPTION THAT ISNT ABOUT RECHARGING YOUR BATTERIES 🔋 CHALLENGE

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  • Mick Schumacher made everyone want him by dropping that one picture and then immediately went sucks for you I'm taken ✌🏽🤍

    The energy is unmatched

  • Casey wrote a queer political romance novel, Matthew made a queer rom com with some politics sprinkled in.

    Those are different things.

    I wish they could have kept Rafael Luna and made Richards the villain he is in the book... But this is amazon. They invested in this film and they want their money's worth. They want this film to appeal to as many people as possible.

    Making the republican candidate a sexual predator who goes around hacking private email servers to out queer kids to win an election isn't going to fly with the conservative/republican audience (though I don't know if they'd watch a queer rom com in the first place but I digress).

    They changed the queen to a king and changed the family name as to not piss off the real British royal family. They didn't make the king as blatantly homophobic and racist as the queen is in the book so it wouldn't piss off the royalists.

    And I remember seeing a post with tweets from the creator of... I don't remember what show - some cartoon that aired on Disney I think - where they explained all the things Disney wanted them to change in the show and the things they had to fight to keep.

    We know the MAAP told Matthew to take out the Paris love scene or they'd give it an R rating. We know he said fuck you to that and kept it in. We don't know how much amazon's execs gave him shit for before officially signing off on the version we can watch now.

    They cut an hours worth of stuff, and it probably wasn't all *just* for time.

    We got the most sensual and intimate sex scene I have ever seen in any piece of media, we had a conversation between a mother and son where she basically named the entire acronym before Alex told her he's bi. And then she just accepts it and reminds him about safe *anal* sex.

    They had Uma Thurman say bottoming!

    We don't know how much Matthew López has had to fight amazon for any of those things. And how much he's had to compromise.

    Just something to keep in mind.

    Having said that - release the deleted scenes amazon!!

  • no but the poetry of niki lauda being buried in his ferrari overalls isn’t that he always loved ferrari most deep down, I actually believe it is a personal statement more than anything else. those ferrari overalls emblematic of his most legendary feat of all to stare down Death in the eyes and say ‘Not today.’ and he lived a very full 40+ years more than anyone expected him to when he had that near-fatal accident in Nurburgring. it’s emblematic of the joy of his first world championship in 1975, his heroic return just 6 weeks after that accident and his even more impressive courage to not race in Fuji even if it costed the world championship in 1976, and then in 1977 when he proved everyone wrong again to win that championship. those are the overalls he is buried in.

    yet, it also matters that it was those ferrari overalls. it matters that it was ferrari. that push and pull between Niki Lauda and the red team, the understanding and tension that comes with being two equal forces of nature, larger than life, deeply, powerfully, and forcefully human. of course Niki left and raced for Ferrari’s greatest rivals Mclaren. of course Niki then came back as a special advisor and was a contributing factor to bringing who would become our greatest champion of all to Ferrari. of course he would also then go on to advise the team that would rise and dominate F1 against Ferrari’s best efforts. and then it circles back again— Niki Lauda was buried in his Ferrari overalls.

    Ferrari is forever changed because of Niki Lauda, and in return, Niki Lauda’s legacy has a bright red mark as well. and somehow….somehow you feel that it couldn’t have been any other team that this could’ve happen with. that it was always going to be Ferrari

  • okay I REALLY hated that they took out so many iconic characters like ken vibes Leo, gay Raf, pansexual cash, and trans Amy Chen (Amy’s there but she’s a gupta although I do appreciate the brown girl representation in this movie) AND FREAKING JUNEEEEE AND WHERE IS THE QUEEN AND HENRY’S BADASS MOTHER COMING BACK TO MAKE AMENDS WITH HER BABIES AND PUT PHILIP IN HIS PLACE

    But I loved how they added all the special moments throughout the book!!! The closet scene my HEART!!! And the V&A!!! The key and ring!!! And omg PARIS!!!!! And Casey being in the last scene!!

  • my absolute trauma induced reluctance to watch lgbtq+ shows vs my absolute adoration of RWRB is playing the worlds worst war right now

    (but duh im watching it)

  • i support lewis hamiltons rights, i support lewis hamiltons wrong but most of all i support lewis hamilton pretending to be his dog on instagram

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    it's me. i'm grandma.

  • I feel a lot of context is being missed by folk (which is fair enough, because the reporters are too), and maybe it's the other grandma, but I feel it is very important to point out:

    Pierre's grandma was a racer.

    Not just any racer. She was literally a karting champion.

  • taylor swift is doing the santiago bernabeu, anfield, san siro and the johan cruyff arena, that's not a tour, that's the champions league knock out stages babe

  • the fact that arthur leclerc seemingly doesn’t have a huge charles shaped complex despite everything is so insane to me, like ….


    imagine you’re a 13/14 year old boy and your parents tell you that you have to give up on your dream, most likely for good, because the family can only afford to keep one child’s racing career alive. not only are you being told to give up on your dream, you’re also being told to give up on your dream in favor of your older brother’s dream — the same dream that the both of you share. that. that’s got to be brutal. it’s indirectly being told that you’re not as good as him, that he has a better shot at making it than you. and no matter how much it is the truth it’s still gotta sting. a lot.


    then a few years later you’re able to pick up the same dream again, allowed to fan the dying embers of hope into a fully fledged flame, and allowed to dream. you’ve missed some of the most crucial years of development for young hopefuls in the sport but damn it if that’s going to stop you. you will grab at this opportunity no matter what. only this time the reason you have the money and sponsors to even compete at all is because your older brother succeeded. he made it. he is racing in f1, and, on top of it all, is being touted as a potential world champion in the making. the only reason you can chase your dream again is due to him proving it was the right choice to let him continue when one of you had to quit to support the other.


    you’re now back in racing, but everyone and their mother is calling you a nepotism baby and talking about how you wouldn’t be where you are today if not for your brother (without knowing how true that actually is). your last name is not your own anymore, it is his and you’re merely borrowing it, and everywhere you go discussion follows if you really deserve to be there despite the fact that you just want to race like all the other drivers, despite that so many other drivers also come from extremely privileged backgrounds, only that those kids never had to take a break in the middle of their career.


    every interview, every social media post, every youtube video you show up in is haunted by his presence. when you speak the first remark is that you sound similar to your brother, when you make a certain expression it’s that he has made the exact same one before, and when you laugh it’s called identical to one much more famous than your own. you’re not your own person, only a distorted mirror image of someone who has achieved everything you also dream of; and who achieved his dream with the blood of your potential future dripping from his fingers.


    imagine all of that and then imagine still having a (seemingly) great relationship with said brother. arthur is a stronger soul than me because i would have been crushed under the weight of the complex that i’d have developed ! i love that all three leclerc brothers seems so tightly knit together in spite of the sacrifices they’ve all had to make. arthur gave up so much to allow charles the chance at success, and it could have easily soured their relation but it doesn’t seem like it has and i love that for them <3

  • Friends:- You have a lot of books, what's your current read?

    Me:- *closing multiple ao3 tabs* ohh, I'm in a reading slump right now.

  • "fuck you" is basic. "i hope there's a major character death in your favorite ao3 fanfic after 56 chapters and 148k words" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying.

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